I was in the salon, t’other day, and was handed some magazines which I put down, as celebrity gossip is so not my thing, when my eye was caught by a rather stunning photograph, of a rather stunning woman, on the cover of Hello! magazine.
Now, Wayne may be all that on the pitch, but he is possibly one of the most hideous young men I have ever laid eyes on. They call him Shrek. That’s a little unfair.
Possibly on Shrek.
Anyhoo, after the rather predictable conversation that ensued (“What is she doing with him?!?” etc) was done, I set to telling my stylist why I liked the photo of Coleen.
Coleen is, obviously, a beautiful woman. To be honest, I know nothing about her. Nothing at all. I have not even read the website that I just linked to, up there ^.
She is sexy. She is married to one of the best football players that we have, in England at the moment. She did an interview with Hello! magazine and appears to have done that in Paris. That is all I think I will ever need to know about her.
In this particular photograph, we can see the Eiffel Tower. We can see the pretty woman, gently reclining, in what appears to be a dishevelled wolf-pelt. I am sure it is actually a haute couture garment. But, you know, my eyes are not all that good, these days.
We can see her face, her décolletage and one of her legs. It’s just a sexy photograph. I can’t pin it down.
So, how “Inspired by a WAG”?*
Well, I have recently done a redesign of the VixPix site (did it myself in the end) and was at the salon trying to brighten up my own look a little, so as I could maybe feel good enough to perhaps do some more photographs for the thing. Maybe.
If you have ever seen any of my pix, you’ll maybe have noticed that I am not standing up in that many of them. Standing up is one of those things I am not all that good at. Well, not for any amount of time any way. “Any amount of time” is about five minutes, I guess.
When you’re doing a photoshoot, there is a lot of hanging about. Staying still, holding a pose, etc. This is why, in the majority of my pics, I am reclining to some lesser or greater extent. This is also difficult. The arm that I am supporting myself with will start to shake in no time at all and it can all go a bit wobbly. Not the best state to be in, when you’re being photographed.
But, if it’s OK for Coleen to do a reclining photoshoot, it’s OK for me!
It’s not in front of the Eiffel Tower, Paris, France. It’s my sofa, in my living room, in my house near Glastonbury, Somerset, UK. (Hence the background pic on this blog, btw).
It’s not a wolf pelt like haute couture garment, either, it’s a big woolly cardigan. I like a big woolly. Woolly. I said woolly.
So, I have put them up on The Photos Page, on VixPix. Here’s one, from the shoot, where I’m quite covered up, should you not want to be seen looking at an old, fat, disabled bird, with her tits out, right now. (But if you want to later, here’s the full set).
*WAG = Wives And Girlfriends (of the players). Surely you can’t, as one woman, be a wife and girlfriend. They should be called Wives Or… oh. Never mind.
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